Early Retirement Announcement So What Did Happen To Rudolph?

So what Did happen to Rudolph? - early retirement announcement

CORPORATE MEMO

To: All Employees
Date: 1 December
Subject: New "Twelve Days of Christmas" Policy


The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen elected, you have to retire early reindeer has great concern, whether it will be replaced have emerged, as well as other restructuring decisions at the North Pole.

Tightening is on the North Pole loss of dominance in the distribution of promotional gift season. TV shopping channels, catalogs and mail order is reduced, the market share of Santa Claus. He and the Board did not watch idly by and permit further erosion of the image without profit.

The decline was the reindeer buying a late model Japanese for the annual trip to the CEO sled. Improving the productivity of Dasher and Dancer, the Harvard Business School is scheduled during the summer. Reduction of reindeer will also reduce air emissions in the environment of the North Pole unfavorable press (gas and solar) id waste.

We are pleased to inform you that Rudolph role will not be disturbed. Tradition is still somewhat at the North Pole!